Koda, a green midget orc, also appears in one scene to testify against the rights of George Lucas. Then George Lucas realizes that he's dreaming about Eragon, not Star Wars. However, Paolini is only dreaming it is his dream, and Eragon turns out to be dreaming that Christopher Paolini is dreaming it's his dream that's actually Eragon's dream.
Can Eragon take on the evilly evil, super-evil overlord who is evil incarnate, (AKA Bush)? In a fantastic and unforeseen twist of events (see quotes), it turns out he can, but then the entire book is revealed to be nothing but Panino's dream. In the end, Eragon kills himself while trying to destroy Galbatorix with a nuclear bomb while he was hiking in the forest.Īlong with Brom's never-questioned guidance, Eragon and the fledgling dragon must navigate the dangerous Kessel Run and avoid the dark servants of the Empire ruled by the Lord of the Pit, Bush (brother to Alphathorax), whose evil is so immense that he knows a revolver has five rounds and his first words as a baby were the world-destroying Black Speech spell "fo' shizzle ma nizzle". He becomes Eragon's teacher in many schoolings, including: lifting pebbles with his head, pinata thrashing, kung fu, metaphysics, quantum physics and theoretical mathematics. Accompanying him is the stalker, Brom, an old man who likes to eat dragons (though he swears that it isn't true and they can't prove anything). With only a sword so ancient it's completely rusted over, Eragon sets off on a pilgrimage to avoid his taxes-mainly, to find that secret spot he found in the forest so he can wait there and cry until Galbatorix dies. Instead of a delicious ham-and-cheese treat, the stone brings forth a blue eyes white dragon hatchling and a deck of cards to battle the Darkness, which Eragon promptly attempts to eat.Įragon realizes he has stumbled upon another bad plot line his simple "poor farmer" lifestyle of good old-fashioned hard work and hay for breakfast is shattered.
Upon their failure to explode, he decides to try and make an omelet. When Eragon finds a giant blue egg in the forest (the Easter Bunny lost it, see), he immediately tries to destroy it with small incendiary devices placed cleverly around the stone in the shape of a smiley face.
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